Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain-

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. -Mark Twain-

Some days you get the bear. Some days the bear gets you.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. -Dan Quayle-

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

Gibson’s Law: “For every PhD there is an equal and opposite PhD”.

Time is a great teacher, but it kills every one of its students.