If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldn’t be here. It’d still be waiting for an environmental impact statement. -Ronald Reagan-

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

Dear God, please make me into the person my dog already thinks I am. -Mark Twain-

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. -George W. Bush-

Get a good grip on that paintbrush. I’m taking the ladder for a moment.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. -John Wayne-

Why is it that a Major outranks a Lieutenant but a Lieutentant General outranks a Major General?

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. -William Butler Yeats-