Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte-

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

The pain then is part of the happiness now. That=E2=80=99s the deal. -Joy G= resham Lewis (from Shadowlands)-

I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.

Life would be easier if I had the source code. -owlice-

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I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made. -Dan Quayle-

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx-

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-