Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

It seems hypocritical to me to support abortion after you’ve already been born.

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. -John Wayne-

Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid. -John Wayne-

The speed of time is one-second per second.

It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.