The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. -Madison Avenue Baptist Church, New York City-

She sells sea shells down by the seashore.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. -Mark Twain-

I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front and there is no finer fighting organization in the world. -General Douglas MacArthur, USA-

Do not believe that it is very much of an advance to do the unnecessary three times as fast. -Peter Drucker-

Gloria in Excelcis Deo.

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don’t tell you what to see. -A.K. Trenfor-

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure.

Electricity is often called wonderful, beautiful…. The beauty of electricity or of any other force is not that the power is mysterious, and unexpected…, but that it is under law, and that the taught intellect can even now govern it largely. The human mind is placed above, and not beneath it, and it is in such a point of view that the mental education afforded by science is rendered super-eminent in dignity, in practical application and utility; for by enabling the mind to apply the natural power through law, it conveys the gifts of God to man. -Michael Faraday-