It only hurts when I laugh, ha ha. (ooh!)

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it “Christmas” and went to church; the Jews called it “Hanukkah” and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say “Merry Christmas!” or “Happy Hanukkah!” or (to the atheists) “Look out for the wall!” -Dave Barry-

Mathematics is an interesting intellectual sport but it should not be allowed to stand in the way of obtaining sensible information about physical processes. -Richard W. Hamming-

Put glibly: In science if you know what you are doing you should not be doing it. In engineering if you do not know what you are doing you should not be doing it. Of course, you seldom, if ever, see either pure state. -Richard W. Hamming-

There was a flea and a fly in a flue. Said the flea, “let us fly”; said the fly, “let us flee”; so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

If trains stop at train stations, what happens at workstations?

Of course it’s hard. If it was easy everyone would want to do it.

If you can dream it, you can do it. -Walt Disney-

If you don’t work on important problems, it’s not likely that you’ll do important work. -Richard W. Hamming-

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.” -Dave Barry-