We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things. -Lieutenant-General Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, USMC-

Sometimes I worry that I haven’t lived up to my potential. Other times, I fear that I have! -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

I played my country record backward. I made up with my girl, my pickup truck started, found my gun, and my dog came home.

Looking for kale? Epic fail! We have the meats. -Arby’s-

You can’t pray a lie — I found that out. -Huck Finn-

If you don’t like who’s in office just wait a bit and before you know it, there’s someone else in office who you like even less. -Uncle Ted, “The Born Loser”-

Somehow everything seems more fun and funnier when sisters are around. -Nancy Mahler-

Part time Christians CANNOT defeat a full time Devil. -Ryan Miro-

They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now! -Lieutenant-General Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, USMC-

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. -J.R.R. Tolkien-