Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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The biggest problem with communication is the perception that it occurred.
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“Do you have any idea where you’re going?” -God-
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I don’t need time. What I need is a deadline. -Duke Ellington-
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde-
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Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain-
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I don’t mind that you think slowly but I do mind that you are publishing faster than you think. -Wolfgang Pauli-
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There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.