My stress level is way down since I discovered that all humans are irrational. -Dilbert-
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Why are there interstate freeways in Hawaii?
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If you teach a boy, you educate an individual; but if you teach a girl, you educate a community. -Greg Mortenson-
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I used to have an edge. Then I was living on the edge, but now I’m over the edge. -Ed Grzybowski-
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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You only live once, but if you do it right, that’s enough. -Mae West-
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When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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Job said, “Though he slay me, yet will I trust in him.” Job 13:15, KJV
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?