The same God Who made the mosquito also made the cocoa bean.
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Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
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“Need a marriage counselor? I’m available.” -God-
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Why is the word abbreviation so long?
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. -Mark Twain-
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Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan-
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A Collision at Sea can Ruin your Whole Day. -Thucydides, 431 B.C.-
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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary. -Steve Jobs-
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What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
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Is there another word for synonym?