Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in mud. Eventually, you figure out he just likes it. -Dennis Evans-
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To be born free is an accident. To live free is a privilege. To die free is a responsibility. -Brig. Gen. James E. Sehorn-
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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
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Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. -Babe Ruth-
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You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. -C. S. Lewis-
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Prayer before Battle: “O Lord, Thou knowest how busy I must be this day; if I forget Thee, do not Thou forget me.” -General Lord Astley-
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Be kind to your parents. They were human once too, you know.
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Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
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Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. -Admiral Hyman G. Rickover-