I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
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Never, never be afraid to do what’s right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society’s punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way. -Martin Luther King Jr.-
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The Prince of Peace has come. The Lion of Judah is coming. -San Mateo Church of the Nazarene, San Mateo, Florida-
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If God had wanted us to use the metric system, he would have chosen TEN disciples.
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Healthy? This town is so healthy when they founded it they had to shoot a few people to start the cemetery.
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For health and safety reasons, please speak to me after I have had my coffee.
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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. -Yogi Bera-
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The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. -Benjamin Franklin-
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Investment in software reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors.
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Truth is generally the best vindication against slander. -Abraham Lincoln-