You only live once, but if you do it right, that’s enough. -Mae West-

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Job said, “Though he slay me, yet will I trust in him.” Job 13:15, KJV

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

The same God Who made the mosquito also made the cocoa bean.

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

“Need a marriage counselor? I’m available.” -God-

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. -Mark Twain-