One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends. -Benjamin Franklin-

My chief concern is to try to be an humble, earnest Christian. -Robert E. Lee-

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. -Alan J. Perlis-

It is bad policy to fear the resentment of an enemy. -Ethan Allen-

“Have you read my #1 best seller? (There will be a test.)” -God-

You will be given a fair trial, at which you will be found guilty, taken out, and shot.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.

Our defense is in the preservation of the spirit which prizes liberty as the heritage of all men, in all lands, everywhere. -Abraham Lincoln-

Besides language and music, mathematics is one of the primary manifestations of the free creative power of the human mind. -Hermann Weyl-