Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan-

You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are the same.

Everyone has the right to make mistakes, but don’t you think you’ve taken someone else’s turn?

To know the mighty works of God, to comprehend His wisdom and majesty and power; to appreciate, in degree, the wonderful workings of His laws, surely all this must be a pleasing and acceptable mode of worship to the Most High. -Nicolaus Copernicus-

Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in mud. Eventually, you figure out he just likes it. -Dennis Evans-

To be born free is an accident. To live free is a privilege. To die free is a responsibility. -Brig. Gen. James E. Sehorn-

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. -Babe Ruth-