You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. -C. S. Lewis-
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Prayer before Battle: “O Lord, Thou knowest how busy I must be this day; if I forget Thee, do not Thou forget me.” -General Lord Astley-
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Be kind to your parents. They were human once too, you know.
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Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
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Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. -Admiral Hyman G. Rickover-
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God does not owe you the breath you just exhaled.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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“Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.” -God-
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein-
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Imagine meeting somebody from a hundred years ago. You show him your smartphone and your tablet computer and explain that they are connected to the Internet, from which all knowledge and wisdom the human race has accumulated can be accessed. He asks you what you do with them, and you say “Well, we look at pictures of kitties and pass along dumb jokes.” -Rev. Bill Olewiler-