The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. Which means, if you timed it right you could have sat in the tub for 25 years without the phone ringing.

There’s a fungus among us … Kill it! kill it! before it multiplies.

There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration. -Andrew Carnegie-

I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom. -George W. Bush-

It is not what we do, but also what we do not do, for which we are accountable. -Moliere-

Harvard University was founded before calculus was invented.

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. -Winston Churchill-

We spend our youth chasing money, then spend our money chasing youth.

The trouble with this game is half of it’s 90% mental. -Yogi Bera-

Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids.