I was going to procrastinate, but I kept putting it off.

Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened. -Douglas Adams-

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. -Josef Stalin-

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. -Dan Quayle-

Don’t make me release the flying monkeys.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams-

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination. -Douglas Adams-

That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate are lousy programmers. -Larry Niven-

A good cemetery? This is a great cemetery! People are just dying to get in!