The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a do-it-yourself thing.

Q: Is a turtle without a shell homeless, or naked? A: He’s dead.

Women are evil, but men are stupid. -Stephen Anthony-

Not butter? It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!

My goal in life is to amass a large assortment of interesting stories. Since I have already amassed quite a few I suppose I should amass some more.

When it comes to understanding software development, we are getting better. But the problem is getting worse faster than we are getting better.

When you come right down to it, Katie, I’ve known Tramp longer than I’ve known you. -Robbie Douglas, “My Three Sons”-

My boss asked me to take an anger management class this year. I told him I’m angry enough with the management as it is! -James Gilbert-

Sea gull, sea gull, sit on the sand; It’s never good weather when you’re on the land.

Let us accept the world is a mystery. Nature is neither solely material nor entirely spiritual. Man, too, is more than flesh and blood; otherwise, no religions would have been possible. Behind each cause is still another cause; the end or the beginning of all causes has yet to be found. -Albert Einstein-