Don’t run out; get the big bag. -City Ice-

Waking up is an annoying way to start a day. -Garfield-

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people. -found on Facebook-

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein-

¡México! What can you say about the country that introduced Tequila, Kahlúa, and Chocolate to the world?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. -Douglas Adams-

I solve problems you don’t know you have in ways you couldn’t understand.

Momentos felices; / alaba a Dios / Momentos dificiles; / busca a Dios / Momentos tranquilos; / adora a Dios / Momentos dolorosos; / cree en Dios / Cada momento; / da gracias a Dios.

Give me coffee. I can sleep when I’m dead. -Todos Santos Iglesia Luterana, Zapopan, Jalisco-