Help! I’m talking on the telephone and I can’t shut up.
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It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom. -Albert Einstein-
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Life is complex: it has a real part and an imaginary part.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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Remember, o man, that thou art dust and to dust thou shall return.
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“Feeling lost? My Book is your map” -God-
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Still thou are blest, compared wi’ me! / The present only toucheth thee: / But och! I backward cast my e’e, / On prospects drear! / An’ forward, tho’ I canna see, / I guess an’ fear! -Robert Burns, To A Mouse-
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I think it’s tragic that scientific advances have caused many people to imagine they know it all, and that God is irrelevant or nonexistent. The fact is that everything we learn reveals more things that we do not understand. -Donald Knuth-
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I must be off to patrol the moat. -Sir Rodney-
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You don’t have to outrun the bear. You only have to outrun the slowest person ahead of you.