Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. -Ronald Reagan-
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He was at his best when the going was good. -Alistair Cooke (on the Duke of Windsor)-
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If I am reading this graph correctly — I’d be very surprised. -Stephen Colbert-
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Gehm’s Corollary to Clarke’s Third Law, “Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced”.
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Good research comes from thinking that something is fun, and playing with it. -Leslie Lamport-
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The halcyon days of youth are awarded retroactively, because halcyonity is relative.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. -Groucho Marx-
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“That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing…I meant that.” -God-
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If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two wrights make? An airplane!
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I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. -Mitch Hedberg-