And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. -Bill Bryson-
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“What part of “Thou shalt not…” didn’t you understand?” -God-
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We automate unto stupidity.
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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I tried sanity once, but it was an excruciating bore.
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One of the evils of democracy is you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not. That’s why we call it democracy. -Will Rogers-
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No matter how long I live, no matter how many more different jobs I may have, I have already been given the highest reward I’ll ever receive, the privilege and the responsibility of serving very proudly in the United States Navy. -Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USN-
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Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. -Will Rogers-
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West Virginia is the biggest state, if only you flattened it out.