There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it’s not a tie, for we couldn’t go through with this thing again. -Will Rogers-

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. -Alfred Hitchcock-

West Virginia is the prettiest country God ever made. And if you get tired of looking at it, you can always lean up against it for awhile. -(attributed to Will Rogers)-

Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? -Will Rogers-

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers-

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. -Will Rogers-

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. -Will Rogers-

Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don’t hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. -Will Rogers-

If life gets too hard to stand, kneel. -Tony Evans-

America has the best politicians money can buy. -Will Rogers-