What do you think of Western civilization? -reporter- I think it would be a good idea. -Mohandas Gandhi-

Every time you assume characters are ASCII, God kills a kitten. -Brian Gordon-

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. -Ogden Nash-

If you shoot enough messengers, you will stop receiving bad news.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee. -Nancy Astor- Nancy, if you were my wife I’d drink it. -Winston Churchill-

You can trust your car to the man who wears the star.

Women are to blame for the lies men tell when they keep on asking questions.

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change. -Dan Quayle-

Batten down the hatches! (But sir, we already did.) Well, batten them down again. We’ll teach those hatches!