Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

It’s only weird if it doesn’t work. -(Bud Light)-

We may be lost but we’re making good time. I don’t know where we’re going but we’re getting there pretty fast.

You know you are in trouble when a swamp starts looking familiar.

I’m cold sober but I expect I’ll get over it. -Otis Campbell, “The Andy Griffith Show”-

There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. -Lawrence Flon-

I don’t suffer from insanity. I’m loving every minute of it.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.