Twitter lets you know most people’s lives are just as boring as yours. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

The younger generation has no internal concept of the phrase “to dial a phone number.”

I wanted to major in mathematics, but I knew I didn’t want to teach.

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made. -Dan Quayle-

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. -Mark Twain-

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty. -Benjamin Franklin-

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

What’s another word for thesaurus?

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-