Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain-

Some days you get the bear. Some days the bear gets you.

It seems hypocritical to me to support abortion after you’ve already been born.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. -Dan Quayle-

Diplomacy is remembering a lady’s birthday but forgetting her age. -Benjamin Franklin-

Gibson’s Law: “For every PhD there is an equal and opposite PhD”.

Time is a great teacher, but it kills every one of its students.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.