Now, to find the cure. May it be not worse than the disease. -Man of La Mancha-

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character. -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

A cell phone is the only thing men will brag about having one that is smaller.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. -Dan Quayle-

The Way to see by Faith, is to shut the Eye of Reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle. -Benjamin Franklin-

Set your phasers on Stun. (Captain, the tricorder reports all the inhabitants of this planet are beautiful women.) In that case, set your phasers on Caress.

When a crisis confronts the nation, the first question often asked by policymakers is: “What naval forces are available and how fast can they be on station?” -Admiral Carlisle A. H. Trost, CNO May 1990-

I could insult your intelligence, but then you probably wouldn’t understand the insult.

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler-