It never fails to amaze me. You’re alive, then you’re dead. No horns, no flashing lights, no fanfare. You’re just dead. -Maj. Margaret Houlihan, “M*A*S*H”-

Dagwood: Why did you ask me to choose if you had already made up your mind? Blondie: I was hoping you’d make the right choice. -“Blondie”-

A teacher who is attempting to teach, without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn, is hammering on a cold iron. -Horace Mann-

I still get laughed at but it doesn’t bother me, I’m just so glad to hear laughter around me. -Amanda Palmer-

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are a part of the mystery that we are trying to solve. -Max Planck-

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -George Santayana-

Parents: just when you think you’ve got them pegged, they turn around and show you they love you. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

If you ain’t where you are, you’re no place. -Col. Sherman Potter, “M*A*S*H”-

The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man. -Madame de Stael-