When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. -Mark Twain-

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. -Aristotle-

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan-

A Collision at Sea can Ruin your Whole Day. -Thucydides, 431 B.C.-

When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?