Some days you get the bear. Some days the bear gets you.

It seems hypocritical to me to support abortion after you’ve already been born.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. -Dan Quayle-

Diplomacy is remembering a lady’s birthday but forgetting her age. -Benjamin Franklin-

Gibson’s Law: “For every PhD there is an equal and opposite PhD”.

Time is a great teacher, but it kills every one of its students.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

“Let’s meet at My house Sunday, before the game.” -God-