Prayer before Battle: “O Lord, Thou knowest how busy I must be this day; if I forget Thee, do not Thou forget me.” -General Lord Astley-
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It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination. -Douglas Adams-
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The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. -George W. Bush-
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A long talk with a great friend is a beautiful thing! -Nyla-Jean de Boer-
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“Big Bang Theory, you’ve got to be kidding.” -God-
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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends. -Benjamin Franklin-
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Sometimes intelligent people lack in the common sense department. -Kristy Taylor-
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Besides language and music, mathematics is one of the primary manifestations of the free creative power of the human mind. -Hermann Weyl-
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As swift as a rotary phone in a smart phone world.
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We cannot have peace if we are only concerned with peace. War is not an accident. It is the logical outcome of a certain way of life. -A. J. Muste-