As I have said for many years throughout this land, we’re borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change. -Al Gore-
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Tomorrow’s Forecast: God will reign, the Son will shine. -Hope Lutheran Church, Satsuma, Florida-
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I do not believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect intended us to forgo their use. -Galileo Galilei-
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Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. -C. S. Lewis-
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. -Albert Einstein-
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the remainder of the day.
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Don’t marry the one you can live with. Marry the one you can’t live without.
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The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them. -Mark Twain-
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If you keep your expectations low you are never disappointed.
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Clarke’s First Law of Prediction: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is probably wrong.