Oh, horsefeathers!

On my tombstone… “I knew this would happen.”

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. -Benjamin Franklin-

Get there first with the most men. -Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest-

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Flaunt what Mother Nature gives you before Father Time takes it away.

The First Amendment of the Constitution was not written to protect the people of this country from religious values; it was written to protect religious values from government tyranny. -Ronald Reagan-

As a rule, where education is most general the distribution of property is most general…. As knowledge spreads, wealth spreads. To diffuse knowledge is to diffuse wealth. To give all an equal chance to acquire knowledge is the best and surest way to give all an equal chance to acquire property. -Rutherford B. Hayes-

It’s dejá amnesia … I feel like I’ve forgotten this before.

Calvin: Why are we here? Hobbes: Because this is the planet with oxygen. -“Calvin & Hobbes”-