Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-
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Liberals encourage diversity of opinions and beliefs, if they’re pretty much the same opinions and beliefs already held by liberals. -Daniel Walker-
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Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! -Robert Louis Stevenson-
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BIBLE: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
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You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing — after they have tried everything else. -Winston Churchill-
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Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft — and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -Wernher von Braun-
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One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it. -Ronald Reagan-
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A good landing is any one when you can walk away from the airplane.
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Gehm’s Corollary to Clarke’s Third Law, “Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced”.
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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. -Ronald Reagan-