If I am reading this graph correctly — I’d be very surprised. -Stephen Colbert-

I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief! Mark 9:24, NIV

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. -Groucho Marx-

He was at his best when the going was good. -Alistair Cooke (on the Duke of Windsor)-

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. -Mitch Hedberg-

What is the difference between hardware and software? Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller. Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.

For a man with a slow leak in his head, sometimes you think pretty clever. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Good research comes from thinking that something is fun, and playing with it. -Leslie Lamport-

If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two wrights make? An airplane!

The halycon days of youth are awarded retroactively, because halcyonity is relative.