When you come right down to it, Katie, I’ve known Tramp longer than I’ve known you. -Robbie Douglas, “My Three Sons”-

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Girls are just different. -Chuck Roome-

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain-

We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-

♫ Sometimes you feel like a nut ♪ / Sometimes you don’t ♪ / Almond Joy’s got nuts ♪ / Mounds don’t ♪ / because … ♫

Why is it when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we’re said to be schizophrenic? -Lily Tomlin-

The first rats off of the sinking ship are the best swimmers.

¿Cómo va la carrera de ratas? Las ratas están ganando.

The more you run over a dead squirrel, the flatter it gets.