Weeks of coding can save hours of planning.

Our enemies’ opinion of us comes closer to the truth than our own. -François La Rochefoucauld-

There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked. -Mark Twain-

Freedom is a rare and delicate plant. The great threat to freedom is the concentration of power. Government is necessary to preserve our freedom; yet by concentrating power in political hands, it is also a threat to freedom. -Milton Friedman-

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place. So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you’re not smart enough to debug it. -Brian W. Kernighan-

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours. -Benjamin Franklin-

It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it. -Robert E. Lee-

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Help! I’m talking on the telephone and I can’t shut up.