Roses are red / Violets are blue / Most poems rhyme / But this one doesn’t
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You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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Status is the public knowledge that you possess assets that would allow you to help others if you wished to. -Steven Pinker-
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I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. -Abraham Lincoln-
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Life is lived one moment at a time. While it’s important to use large chunks of time when planning, I believe it’s important to mentally view the smallest chunks of time when we’re actually living — and take notice of every moment of our lives. -Sid Savara-
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He’s everything she looks for in a man. He’s single. -Andy Taylor, “The Andy Griffith Show”-
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Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. -Zig Ziglar-
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Do not imagine a picture of a giraffe in your mind at this time.
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One guy: “I know why the donkey won’t go in the barn. His ears are too long to fit under the doorway. Let’s cut all the way around the walls and raise the roof of the barn by three inches.” Other guy: “Why don’t we just dig a little ramp through the doorway so he can walk down into it and pass through the door?” “Idiot! It’s his ears that are too long, not his legs.”
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The world is experiencing technical difficulties. Do not adjust your mind.