This meatloaf is profound … it forces me to confront my mortality. -Leroy Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-
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Never confuse motion with action. -Benjamin Franklin-
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Long before the 20th Century or even the First Millenium there were wide variations in weather patterns on a global scale. Now with only a snapshot view of these systems through history we propose to modify climate change patterns we don’t understand.
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His exiguous nautical pension is hardly enough to pay for the one cockroach infested room which he inhabits in the slum area behind Tatwig Street. -Lawrence Durrell-
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We call our local star the Sun. I wonder what it is called in other parts of the galaxy.
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A ship-of-war is the best ambassador. -Oliver Cromwell-
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Die not important. All men die. What matters is how you die. -Friday, “Robinson Crusoe”-
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Computer files: save your work often. Jesus saves.
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If Al Gore had been around during the last Ice Age, he would have lobbied to prevent the glaciers from retreating off of Ohio.
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For many, saying Microsoft Windows is the best computer system they’ve used is like saying Earth is the best planet they have lived on. They lack any reference or comparison.