So many chocolates … So little time. -Baskin Robbins Ice Cream-

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain-

I’m avoiding having a midlife crisis by repeatedly entering adolescence.

We can’t just leave serendipity to chance. -George D. Kuh-

They don’t make things like they used to. They never did.

Gun control means being able to hit your target.

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good, either.

Money spent on “togetherness” will yield many more benefits than an additional piece of furniture or a new automobile. A woman finds life much more enjoyable if she knows she is the sweetheart, not just the wife, of her husband. -Dr. James Dobson-

WHACK! I could’a had a V8.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right. -Isaac Asimov-