Be nice to your kids. Remember, they will choose your nursing home.

I’m not trying to be difficult, I am this way naturally.

I am not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

In mathematics, you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. -Dr. John von Neumann-

The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers! -R. W. Hamming-

But he was not bowed down as he left the house. On the contrary, he carried his head high, like a happy and proud man, for he knew that the best things life has to bestow had been given to him. -August Strindberg, in “Half A Sheet Of Foolscap”-

For diplomacy to be effective, words must be credible – and no one can now doubt the word of America. -George W. Bush-

How come there’s no Tech Support for life?

No human investigation can be called real science if it cannot be demonstrated mathematically. -Leonardo da Vinci-

I was put on this earth to embarrass my teenagers.