I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t. -Mark Twain-
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We wouldn’t worry so much about what people thought of us if we knew how little they did think of us.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. -Mark Twain-
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The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so. -Ronald Reagan-
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
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I tremble for my country when I hear of confidence expressed in me. I know too well my weakness, that our only hope is in God. -Robert E. Lee-
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Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.
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It ain’t a fit night out for man or beast! -W. C. Fields-
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Proof-read all e-mail before sending it. All errors are detected immediatly after being sent.
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Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.