Women are to blame for the lies men tell when they keep on asking questions.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. -Ogden Nash-

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

We may be lost but we’re making good time. I don’t know where we’re going but we’re getting there pretty fast.

Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. -Lawrence Flon-

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

There’s something in the human personality which resents things that are clear, and conversely, something which is attracted to puzzles, enigmas, and allegories. -Stanley Kubrick-

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan-