Where’s the beef? -(Wendy’s)-

I’m not writing my C.V., I’m writing my biography. -Linda Nicholls-

(That’s absurd.) Of course it’s absurd! That’s why we changed to a chicken! Did you ever try to kick off with a pig?

I must be a very wise man because I learn from my mistakes, and I make an awfully lot of mistakes. -Fr. Garrett Roche, SVD-

The software used to be much better than this, but they’ve improved it and now it’s not as good.

Famous Last Words: Somebody hand me a match. I can’t see where the gas is leaking from.

Famous Last Words: You can beat it easy; the train’s not coming very fast.

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.