As mad as two snakes hissing in a pit, that didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.

Age is mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. -Albert Einstein-

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

As the good shepherd said, “Let’s get the flock out of here!”

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“NUTS!” -Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe-

If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

Barbecuing is proof you can get men to do anything, even cook, as long as it’s dangerous.