You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. -C. S. Lewis-
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You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are the same.
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Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein-
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God does not owe you the breath you just exhaled.
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“Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.” -God-
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Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. -Admiral Hyman G. Rickover-
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Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in mud. Eventually, you figure out he just likes it. -Dennis Evans-
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I was going to procrastinate, but I kept putting it off.