The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. -George W. Bush-

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil. -Douglas Adams-

What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure? Is there a better way to die? -Charles Lindbergh-

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams-

Human beings, who are almost unique in their ability learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams-

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. -Dan Quayle-

BOHICA: Bend over. Here it comes again.

That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate are lousy programmers. -Larry Niven-

Never memorize what you can look up in books. -Albert Einstein-