In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. -Yogi Bera-

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, he would have chosen TEN disciples.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.

Besides language and music, mathematics is one of the primary manifestations of the free creative power of the human mind. -Hermann Weyl-

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

We cannot have peace if we are only concerned with peace. War is not an accident. It is the logical outcome of a certain way of life. -A. J. Muste-

The Prince of Peace has come. The Lion of Judah is coming. -San Mateo Church of the Nazarene, San Mateo, Florida-