Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure. -Ronald Reagan-

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -Doug Linder-

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.

How can something which seemed so plausible at the time seem so idiotic in retrospect? -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes-

I am not one who – who flamboyantly believes in throwing a lot of words around. -George H. W. Bush-

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t go to yours. -Yogi Bera-

You should be able to laugh at yourself. After all, everyone else does.

Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest =E2=80=94 Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum= ! Drink and the devil had done for the rest =E2=80=94 Yo-ho-ho, and a bottl= e of rum! -Robert Louis Stevenson-

Liberals encourage diversity of opinions and beliefs, if they’re pretty much the same opinions and beliefs already held by liberals. -Daniel Walker-