A good landing is any one when you can walk away from the airplane.

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. -Ronald Reagan-

One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it. -Ronald Reagan-

You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing =E2=80=94 after= they have tried everything else. -Winston Churchill-

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. -Groucho Marx-

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. -Mitch Hedberg-

What is the difference between hardware and software? Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller. Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.

The halycon days of youth are awarded retroactively, because halcyonity is relative.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two wrights make? An airplane!

Women are evil, but men are stupid. -Stephen Anthony-