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When it comes to understanding software development, we are getting better. But the problem is getting worse faster than we are getting better.

Q: Is a turtle without a shell homeless, or naked? A: He’s dead.

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. -Al Gore-

It’s not what is in your pocket that makes you thankful. It’s what’s in your heart that makes you thankful. -Fr. Jan Czuba-

When you come right down to it, Katie, I’ve known Tramp longer than I’ve known you. -Robbie Douglas, My Three Sons-

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain-

Why is it when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we’re said to be schizophrenic? -Lily Tomlin-

We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-

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